CERN scientists discover elusive Snuffleupagus particle

July 2, 2011
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Geneva, Switzerland – After generations of searching, scientists working with the CERN Large Hadron Collider, the world’s largest particle accelerator discovered the elusive Snuffleupagus particle.

Many thought it would be years for the scientists to pinpoint the location of this particle that seemed to always be a few steps ahead of curious scientists. On Sunday, Physicists and Scientists from around the world gathered in conference room 304 of the CERN complex to meet the newly discovered particle.

“This is what the Snuffleupagus looked liked at the moment of the Big Bird,” said one enthusiastic scientist.

“His voice is the most surprising discovery – it’s so monotone and whiny. I anticipated a more vibrant and playful particle like the Elmo.”

Some scientists had hoped more insight would come from the discovery of the Snuff. “I discovered that for the last 20 years of my career, I’ve been searching for a furry elephant-dog like particle. It’s a little tough to digest right now,” said one scientist, who was the last to leave conference room 304 after the 20-minute Q&A with the particle.

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