Professor Cyclops after the alleged attack by the mutant that can make you shit your pants no matter what.
X-Mansion – Adam Thomashow, an 18-year-old mutant, will become the first graduate from Xavier Institute for Higher Learning with the power to make people shit no matter what. The X-Men have already offered the boy a spot on the team upon the completion of his final semester at Xavier Institute.
“I know a mutant who is able to absorb forms of energy and channel it into pink-colored blasts. Inevitably, Mother Nature will create a mutant capable of making someone else shit his or her pants. It’s part of mutant evolution,” said Dr. Xavier.
“Adam may be on the path to becoming an omega-level mutant but the boy still has much to learn. He still must relate to everyone on a human level before using his powers.”
During Adam’s junior year, he was accused of causing Professor Cyclops to shit his authorized X-men leather uniform during class. The professor had to cut his lecture short do to the incident. The school never cited Adam with a demerit because of insufficient evidence.
“I don’t just happen to shit my pants when Adam is sitting ten feet away from me. When I announced to the class what had just happened, Adam was the only student not to laugh. He was obviously trying not to call attention to himself. To make a long story shot, the school paid for the dry cleaning. That basically says it all,” said Cyclops.
Most X-men have ignored the Academic controversy and are optimistic Adam will be an asset on the battlefield.
“It takes our offense to another level. No doubt,” said Professor Iceman. “He and I have already been working on some moves together in the combat training programs. I sort of hinted it would be funny if he made Banshee shit his pants. To the kid’s credit, he didn’t take the bait. It would be so funny though.”
Adam will be given his official X-men name at graduation. Most students expect it will most likely be either Wipe Out or ShitStain. The student newspaper suggested Cyplops in honor of his classroom prank and also as a reminder of the young mutant’s powers.
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