Past-Self neglected to write the best man’s speech for his brother’s wedding this Saturday. This will leave Future-Self with very little time to write the 90-second toast, reports Present-Self.
“Past-Self said we had enough time to finish the toast on Saturday,” said a disgusted Present-Self. “It’s now Saturday. Dinner’s done. Where’s the speech? Future-Self will now need to finish the speech between the ceremony and the reception. He’ll come up with a quick childhood story or something. He’ll be fine.”
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