OJ Simpson leads Lovelock inmates to dramatic win against the guards

July 11, 2011
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Lovelock, NV – Not one Perishing County resident predicted this outcome to the annual Lovelock Correctional Center Football Championship game.  Reno pegged the Inmates as 500-to-1 underdogs to even score a touchdown. The Inmates proved all the skeptics wrong by beating the Lovelock Correctional Guards and finally bringing the Lovelocket trophy back to the cells.

A 63-year-old OJ Simpson stood out among all the players on the Lovelock Recreational Yard. He rushed  for 323 yards, scored three touchdowns and threw the game-winning lateral in the game winning play.

The inmates fell behind early after Frank Copali fumbled the opening kickoff. The turnover allowed the guards to grab a quick 7-0 lead. During the very next Inmates’ possession Quarterback Santiago Ramirez suffered a devastating sack after OJ  missed a key block on the Chair. The quarterback had to rest the entire first quarter before returning in the second quarter.

For most of the game the inmates had no answer for Prison Guards’ prison-bowl defense end, Kyle “The Chair” Turner. The Chair registered nine sacks and severely injured three Inmate offensive lineman.

Three fumbles, two interceptions, and a blocked kick later and the Inmates trailed 42-0 at the end of the half.

The inmates returned to the field during the second half with a renewed look of determination and spirit. On the inmates’ first possession, OJ ran 95 yards, avoiding at least 20 would-be tacklers.

The offensive explosion continued throughout the second half, the inmates closed the gap to 55-52 with 13 seconds to go in the game. For the final play, OJ lined up in the Wildcat formation – taught to him by longtime Inmate head coach Hank “Wild Cat” Jones who died of unknown causes last week at the age of 72.

OJ lateraled a perfect spiral to 18-year-old wide receiver TJ Smith, a young phenom who lost his scholarship to the University of Nevada after a drug trafficking arrest. The teenage inmate made an acrobatic catch in the end zone over three defenders to win the game.

During the play, guard Shane Scott, once again alluded blockers and hit OJ right as he threw the  pass. Both men fell to the ground. OJ stood up first and offered his hand to Scott who accepted the brotherly gesture.

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