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Good luck, Ray! – Sincerely, A.B.

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We congratulate Ray Allen on joining the Miami Heat and wish him luck in the 2013 NBA Playoffs.

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Auqafina Light – Now with half the calories

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Water proudly displays their Nutrition Facts score on every bottle. Beer prefers to keep their test scores to themselves.

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Kevin Smith performs DVD commentary live and in person at bachelor party

San Jose, CA – On Friday night, Kevin Smith performed the entire DVD commentary of his 1999 film Dogma at the bachelor party of San Jose resident, Brian White. The director sat on the right side of the couch and gave his thoughts directly based on what was happening on-screen while party-goers watched the 130…

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Dog desperate to hold in crap

Dog desperate to hold in crap

Brewbaker knows the rules of the house and that is why the one-year-old boxer is holding in his crap desperately right now. The little guy swore swore he would never cross his owner again. He was sorry then but he won’t be sorry now as long as he can hold in this crap. Tweet

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Pothead boyfriend cleans crime scene with Oral B

Manchester, NH – The 26 year-old boyfriend and pothead of Anna Hartwick cleaned the crime scene with an Oral B toothbrush. Sources said the boyfriend performed in the downstairs bathroom while Hartwick was getting ready for the day. “He was very professional about it,” said Dennis Doyle, crime scene expert. “He knew all the right…

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