
Go Daddy gets off its SOPA soap box and finds its shine box.

Geneva, Switzerland – After generations of searching, scientists working with the CERN Large Hadron Collider, the world’s largest particle accelerator discovered the elusive Snuffleupagus particle. Many thought it would be years for the scientists to pinpoint the location of this particle that seemed to always be a few steps ahead of curious scientists. On...
Past-Self neglected to write the best man’s speech for his brother’s wedding this Saturday. This will leave Future-Self with very little time to write the 90-second toast, reports Present-Self. “Past-Self said we had enough time to finish the toast on Saturday,” said a disgusted Present-Self. “It’s now Saturday. Dinner’s done. Where’s the speech? Future-Self...

Some fabulous secret online powers were revealed to He-Man. With just one click He-Man joined the Masters of the Business Administration in hospitality management. He already completed his first mission and has a head start on another. While sitting in the comfort of his Eternia apartment, the Prince of Eternia emailed his take-home lodging...

A time-traveling television producer, determined to right a past television wrong, journeyed to the NBC studios during the summer of 1998. Phil Hartman had just passed away, leaving NBC in need of a replacement for his legendary NewsRadio character Bill McNeal. The reverse-thinking TV exec, equipped with massive hindsight, persuaded NBC not to panic...