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Man decides ending friendship just easier than sending birthday card

Man decides ending friendship just easier than sending birthday card

Madison, WI – After reviewing the logistics of buying, signing and sending a birthday card to a good friend versus simply doing nothing, Tim Pearson has decided to end his 15-year friendship with his former college roommate.  Matt Tillons, who will be 33 on Saturday, has been friends with Pearson since the two roomed together…

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Fountain of wisdom

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A good idea sleeps on a waterbed of bad ideas.

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Everyone in elevator hated you

Elevator, USA – You weren’t imagining things when you walked into that elevator today. Sources have confirmed everyone in the elevator hated you and many wish you never existed. Remember when the doors opened and all those people had an excited look on their face. The reason why everyone frowned when they saw you was…

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