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Paul Ryan’s Tollbooth to Prosperity

Paul Ryan Medicare Voucher Program The Path to Prosperity Tollbooth analogy

Paul Ryan explains his Medicare voucher plan, "Path to Prosperity", with an easy to understand analogy.

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Go Daddy gets off its SOPA soap box and finds its shinebox.

Go Daddy gets off its SOPA soap box and finds its shine box.

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Time Magazine Revolution Redux or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Anxiety

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Time Magazine issues different versions of the December 5th issue depending on the mood and needs of a geographic region.

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Coakley filibustering election results, refuses to leave voting booth

Coakley filibustering election results, refuses to leave voting booth

Medford, MA – Democratic Senate nominee Martha Coakley arrived at a local elementary school around 7:30 AM yesterday to cast her vote for the  Massachusetts  Senate seat. Since then, she has spent the last 28 hours reviewing the ballot and has not yet left the voting booth. Many suspect she may be attempting to filibuster…

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Countertourism officials warn of ‘mission failure’ in Disney World

Orlando, FL – Top countertourism officials warn that without an immediete implementation of a countertourism strategy, Disney World might soon be overrun with tourist activity and the 38-year conflict could soon result in complete mission failure. The amount of tourist activity in the Florida theme park has actually decreased this year but most experts attribute…

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Al Franken discusses government with aliens dressed up like humans

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httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCNs7Zpqo98 Minnesota – Senator Al Franklin took a few questions today from members of the Abell 1835 IR1916 citizenship about how the United States Senate works and and specific concerns regarding Health Care. The citizenship felt more comfortable dressing up like humans for this discussion. Tweet

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Senators to delay health care reform until ‘Well Dunn Catering’ agrees to deal

Senators to delay health care reform until ‘Well Dunn Catering’ agrees to deal

Washington, D.C. – The Blue Dog Senators warned that they will delay any healthcare reform bill indefinitely until Well Dunn Catering gives them a final estimated price  for their ‘Thanks for the Heatlhcare Bill Blue Dogs Party’. The Senators agreed to a health care bill months ago but have been patiently waiting for a final…

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Confused court declares Laurie Coleman to be Al Franken’s wife

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In the confusion of the Coleman v. Franken, the Minnesota’s Supreme Court dismissed former Sen. Norm Coleman’s marriage vows to the state and declared Democratic challenger Al Franken the legal Husband of Laurie Coleman. The court’s unanimous, unsigned opinion declared that Franken “would serve as a better life partner and is entitled “to Coleman’s wedding…

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