Lovelock, NV – Not one Perishing County resident predicted this outcome to the annual Lovelock Correctional Center Football Championship game. Reno pegged the Inmates as 500-to-1 underdogs to even score a touchdown. The Inmates proved all the skeptics wrong by beating the Lovelock Correctional Guards and finally bringing the Lovelocket trophy back to the...
Dan Marino’s single-season passing yards record hopes to become irrelevant by the end of the first 18-game NFL season. “I’ve got my fingers crossed,” said the 5084 passing yards set in 1984. “Once the NFL adds two games to the schedule, I’m in the clear. Throw for 6000 yards. I don’t care. All 16-game...
Miami, FL – Coach Shannon gave no timetable for Malcolm Mackey’s return to practice after the outside linebacker sprained his MCL but insiders expected the Miami Hurricane player to attend classes for at least four to six weeks. Fans had feared the injury might force the junior standout to attend Mass Comm 301, Broadcast...
New York, NY – Teammates of Alex Rodriguez have noticed the superstar shortstop reading the same issue of Maxim since at least early April. “He definitely was reading the issue when we traveled to Baltimore,” said one Yankee teammate. “I remember he was sitting on the plane really concentrating, almost like he was studying for...
Miami, FL – The Florida Marlins announced they would be retaining manager Fredi Gonzalez and building the roster around utility infielder Andy Gonzalez to help offset the crippling cost of customizing team jerseys. Team officials estimate they will save hundreds by buying Gonzalez jerseys in bulk rather than the current any-name-goes jersey “Imagine if...
Boston, MA – After eleven seasons in the NBA, many believe that Paul Pierce’s body, particularly his knees might struggle to hold up throughout the regular season. however, Paul Pierce has kept his knee in the original packaging since purchasing the mobile trocho-ginglymus in 1977. “Some of these guys start playing with their knees...
PHILADELPHIA — Following a talk with a group of students about his personal failures, dog-fighting and animal rights, Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Michael Vick took time to scout some of the local talent for a potential child-fighting ring. The QB sat on the bleachers of Nueva Esperanza Academy and observed the child-fighting skills of some...
