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Somerville, MA – An iPod Classic owned by Tom Sawyer has become increasingly more belligerent and will only play shitty songs during shuffle mode. He said the device has refused to cooperate even when put on Genius mode. “At first I didn’t really notice anything weird but then Maroon 5 played like five times in…
San Jose, CA – Co-Founder and CEO of Bloom Energy expects every home in the country to have a fuel cell powered Bloom Box in ten years. Analysts fear potential customers might be turned off by the need to get the Bloom Box to 88 mph before the fuel cell can be activated. “We attempted…
Atlanta, GA – Paul Melrose may have found the solution to his lack of vocabulary and ability to express thoughts with many different words. Apple approved a new Iphone App that offers users complete mobile knowledge of the Roget’s Thesaurus. Melrose downloaded “Thesaurus for the Rest of Us” app earlier this morning and has already…
The search-engine Google.com will now go by the URL oGogle.com after sustaining serious head injuries in a car accident last week. oGogle lost control of its 2009 Toyota hybrid vehicle while traveling west on Brook Hill Road. The hybrid went off the north shoulder of the road and overturned several times before coming to rest in a ditch, partially…
Newburyport, MA – Seven-year-old Felix sent the global system of interconnected computer networks into an endless paradox after searching the term “Google” into the Google search engine. The Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN), the authority that coordinates the assignment of unique identifiers on the Internet, is trying to recitfy the non-dual truth.…
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