Posts Tagged ‘ Asshole ’

Roommate’s Gmail not really interesting

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Last night Mike Hende used his roommate’s laptop because it was the only computer within reach of the couch. He read some of the Gmail left open in a browser because he could. He typed “Sex” and “bed” in the “Search Mail” function but nothing came up. Terms like “gay” and “homosexual” only yielded a…

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Everyone in elevator hated you

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Elevator, USA – You weren’t imagining things when you walked into that elevator today. Sources have confirmed everyone in the elevator hated you and many wish you never existed. Remember when the doors opened and all those people had an excited look on their face. The reason why everyone frowned when they saw you was…

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Ashton Kutcher’s Performs Réti Maneuver on the Media: ‘Check Mate’

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Hollywood, CA – In Ashton Kutcher’s latest tweet, the master twitterer told his 2+ million followers “Here’s to desiring infinitely more while having infinite apreciation for that which is,” he basically gave the media a Réti maneuver forcing the institution to scream “Uncle”. “The tradish media will have to spend two tempi to stop the…

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