Miami, FL – The Florida Marlins announced they would be retaining manager Fredi Gonzalez and building the roster around utility infielder Andy Gonzalez to help offset the crippling cost of customizing team jerseys. Team officials estimate they will save hundreds by buying Gonzalez jerseys in bulk rather than the current any-name-goes jersey “Imagine if...
Boston, MA – Mayor Menino announced the victory parade route for the ‘Jeter’s on Juice Parade”‘ just in case the Yankees beloved shortstop is ever associated with any human growth hormone. “We know Mr. Jeter has always been a man of fine character and has never tested positive of any kind of steroid,” said...
Hollywood, CA – Chewbacca has inked a seven figure deal with ABC Family studios to star in the new sports comedy “Wookie of the Year”. Chewie had expressed reservations about returning to acting after critics panned his 2007 ultra-violent action flick “Chewed and Spit Out” and the equally disappointing 2005 film “Star Wars: Revenge...
Pittsburgh, PA – What better way to spend an off day than attending a parade? Members of the Pittsburgh Pirates gathered with over 375,000 Penguin fans on Monday to celebrate the NHL team’s third Franchise. This is the second victory parade for the Pirate players and the team came prepared for the festivities. “We...