Posts Tagged ‘ Basketball ’

Paul Pierce keeps entire knee collection in original packaging

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Boston, MA – After eleven seasons in the NBA, many believe that Paul Pierce’s body, particularly his knees might struggle to hold up throughout the regular season. however, Paul Pierce has kept his knee in the original packaging since purchasing the mobile trocho-ginglymus in 1977. “Some of these guys start playing with their knees...

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Pitino swears he is not about to cry

Pitino swears he is not about to cry

Lousiville, KY – On Tuesday, Coach Rick Pitino swore to a group of reporters that he was not about to cry. However,  the local media kept asking the Coach if he was not about to cry, why was his eyes looked so glassy and unstable. “Guys come on, those aren’t tears. I’m not going...

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Dwight Howard beats the blues by tweeting ‘just chillin alone 4 tonight’

Orlando, FL - Have you ever looked at who Dwight Howard follows on Twitter? Dwight Howard is following every fine lady in Florida! Seriously, it must be so cool to watch his twitter update with all lovely ladies talking about how they “Love Dwight”. Any time Dwight Howard gets the blues he can go to...

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Allen Iverson signs with Caesars Palace to lose $3 million this off-season

Allen Iverson signs with Caesars Palace to lose $3 million this off-season

Las Vegas, NV — Caesars Palace became the big winner this NBA off-season by inking Allen Iverson to a deal in which Iverson will lose $3 million over the next five months. The casino announced Wednesday that they had agreed to a contract in principle with Iverson who decided not to resign with the...

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Kobe secures family legacy with Scattergories win

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Kobe secures family legacy with Scattergories win

Los Angeles, CA – He has four championship rings and one gold medal, but a Bryant family Scattergories win has always alluded Kobe Bryant. That all changed Wednesday night during a family visit at his sister Shaya’s home. The NBA superstar solidified his legacy as the top five Bryant Family Scattergories player of all-time with a...

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Knicks unsure how to best fuck up franchise

Knicks unsure how to best fuck up franchise

New York, NY – Loaded with endless options to fuck up the entire Franchise, the Knicks are pondering which one to go for. Rumor has it management is leaning towards trading future picks to move up in the draft to grab Stephen Curry. However, the coaching staff would love to see the Knicks take...

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Lakers purchase three championships from the Pistons

Los Angeles, CA – In a move by Detroit Pistons to generate needed income in a down economy, the team sold the 88’, 89’ and 04’ championships to the Los Angeles Lakers franchise. By adding the three Detroit championships to their collection of ten championships won and five purchased in 1960 from Minneapolis., the...

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