
This is part two, the Date Scene, of "Meaning of Louie Episode 1", in which Louie describes the gradual end of his marriage and difficulty maintaining a relationship.

Geneva, Switzerland – After generations of searching, scientists working with the CERN Large Hadron Collider, the world’s largest particle accelerator discovered the elusive Snuffleupagus particle. Many thought it would be years for the scientists to pinpoint the location of this particle that seemed to always be a few steps ahead of curious scientists. On Sunday,…

A time-traveling television producer, determined to right a past television wrong, journeyed to the NBC studios during the summer of 1998. Phil Hartman had just passed away, leaving NBC in need of a replacement for his legendary NewsRadio character Bill McNeal. The reverse-thinking TV exec, equipped with massive hindsight, persuaded NBC not to panic and…
Boston, MA – Maggie Tallman had trouble understanding a local performance of Shakespeare’s romantic comedy ‘A Midsummer’s Night Dream’ over the fake laughter from the audience. “HAHAHAHA. Oh that Botton is so funny!” fake laughed a man in the fifth row in order to ensure the crowd knew that he understood the 16th century humor.…
Farmer Robert J. Brown triple checks the depth of his plow points, sets the pitch of the plows and spaces the tractor wheels appropriately before he begins plowing his corn fields in the morning. Once his detailed routine is complete, his last task is to steer carefully and fantasize about one day shooting an intruder.…
San Francisco, CA – Sparky Times, the newest Web site to step on to the social-networking-Web-2.0-fake-news-trying-to-be-witty-and-depends-on-the-general-populous-in-order-to-even-mildly-launch-off-the-ground scene, has got a classic case of Onion.com envy. Senior editor for the Onion.com, Joe Onionstein, commented on the new Web site’s emergence today at an impromptu press conference in downtown San Francisco. “Boy is it apparent,” Onionstein said.…