Posts Tagged ‘ crime ’

Febrezed murder scene befuddles investigators

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Columbus, OH –  Police officials expressed frustration with the ongoing investigation of a double homicide in the Mason Heights apartment building after both victims tested positive for Febreze, an odor eliminator used by many corner-cutting murderers. Franklin County Sheriff’s Office revealed they were expecting to work through the night and possibly longer but doubted whether they would be...

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Batman pads his stats with a few Tenderloin busts

Batman pads his stats with a few Tenderloin busts

San Francisco, CA -  Since relocating operations to the Tenderloin district of San Francisco, Batman has been boosting his crime fighting stats of his career. Just yesterday, Batman’s heroics busted 76 criminals on the corner of Turk and Taylor in the Tenderloin district. Of the arrests, 75 were  for trying to sell crack cocaine, heroin,...

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Pothead boyfriend cleans crime scene with Oral B

Manchester, NH – The 26 year-old boyfriend and pothead of Anna Hartwick cleaned the crime scene with an Oral B toothbrush. Sources said the boyfriend performed in the downstairs bathroom while Hartwick was getting ready for the day. “He was very professional about it,” said Dennis Doyle, crime scene expert. “He knew all the...

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