Posts Tagged ‘ douche ’

Guy wearing new shirt denies wearing new shirt

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Providence, RI – Mike Sharon’s appreciates his coworkers’ compliments and comments on his “new shirt” but would like everyone to know he bought this American Rag Ponce Embroidered shirt a long time ago. He doesn’t remember where but he thinks it was when he was in New York. Sharon, a Java developer at Vector...

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Roommate’s Gmail not really interesting

Last night Mike Hende used his roommate’s laptop because it was the only computer within reach of the couch. He read some of the Gmail left open in a browser because he could. He typed “Sex” and “bed” in the “Search Mail” function but nothing came up. Terms like “gay” and “homosexual” only yielded...

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Teammates notice A-Rod reading the same Maxim since season opener

Teammates notice A-Rod reading the same Maxim since season opener

New York, NY – Teammates of Alex Rodriguez have noticed the superstar shortstop reading the same issue of Maxim since at least early April. “He definitely was reading the issue when we traveled to Baltimore,” said one Yankee teammate. “I remember he was sitting on the plane really concentrating, almost like he was studying for...

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Guy still offering gmail accounts to girls at bar

Manchester, NH – This week Paul Hudson has offered three females to get them each their very own gmail account. Paul has been offering girls their very own gmail account since April 2004 even though gmail ceases to be an invite-only POP3 webmail service in February of 2007. Tweet

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