Posts Tagged ‘ film industry ’

Unsuccessful actors reunite in straight-to-DVD sex comedy sequel

Hollywood, CA – The least memorable cast members from the 2001 summer blockbuster “Hacky High” reunite in the much raunchier and straight-to-DVD “Hacky U”. This straight-to-DVD release stars the guy who played the stoner and the guy who was best friends with Dex, the handsome lead who knew his way around a hacky sack and...

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Ghost disguised as corpse escorted off zombie movie set

Ghost disguised as corpse escorted off zombie movie set

A 212-year-old ghost was escorted off of the set of the new zombie movie Flesh Kill after members of the wardrobe department noticed the ghost hiding in the rotting corpse. A studio representative said the ghost left peacefully and he didn’t foresee any threat of a haunting or poltergeist of any kind. The ghost...

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Studio execs work late into the afternoon to come up with new vampire movie

Studio execs work late into the afternoon to come up with new vampire movie

Hollywood, CA – After a grueling 45-minute brainstorming session, studio execs feel they have broken ground on the next big vampire movie. Many analysts had predicted the studio would need the full three hours allotted for the meeting, but once the bigwigs established the movie would be about a vampire hunter who falls in...

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