Fridge – On Saturday, Butter told investors it planned to expand its use to coffee creamers, increasing the production of butter by 3.2%. The cream believes its agitated butterfat will be a wonderful pair with cup of coffee or possibly tea. “Rather than have cream and butter with your pancakes and coffee, just have...
The turkey and ham Lunchable Mark Maynard’s ate during his 4th grade lunch break is about done traveling through Mark’s small and large intestine and finally will be excreted. The packaged meal that consisted of crackers, small slices of turkey, ham and cheese started this journey immediately after Mark finished it on May 22nd,...
Kelloggs crunchonomists turned the crunchonomic community on its head today with the release of a toasted cereal-sandwich that breaks all current crunchonomic theory and law. The release of this snapping snack crushed the common crunchonomists belief the toasted turkey club sandwich maximized the amount of crunch possible in sandwich. Tweet
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PlKSvnIbRs Washington, D.C. – During a recent visit to a local Washington eatery, Vice President Joe Biden questioned eatery authorities how condiments work. “Do you put Catsup on that or do we have to work it ourselves?” the Vice-President questioned. Burger Managers refused to explain the condiment process and only concedes to nod towards...