Posts Tagged ‘ google ’

Google hires another shot at Facebook

Google Co-Founders Larry Page and Sergey Brin standing with former Facebook/current Google employee.

The Silicon Valley hiring wars are coming to a boil – Google just signed former Facebook employee, thefacebook guy, to  serve as the face for the new Google Buzz homepage. Tweet

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Roommate’s Gmail not really interesting

Last night Mike Hende used his roommate’s laptop because it was the only computer within reach of the couch. He read some of the Gmail left open in a browser because he could. He typed “Sex” and “bed” in the “Search Mail” function but nothing came up. Terms like “gay” and “homosexual” only yielded...

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Grandpa needs help finding the googles

Manchester, NH – Grandpa spent 20 minutes searching through the file manager before receiving help finding the googles. He had been shouting for someone to show him where the googles were located.  Someone finally closed the Word document he was in and opened up the Internet window for him. Tweet

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Google to be called oGogle after car accident

The search-engine Google.com will now go by the URL oGogle.com after sustaining serious head injuries in a car accident last week.  oGogle lost control of  its 2009 Toyota hybrid vehicle while traveling west on Brook Hill Road. The hybrid went off the north shoulder of the road and overturned several times before coming to rest in a ditch,...

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Internet thrown into paradox after child googles ‘Google’

Newburyport, MA – Seven-year-old Felix sent the global system of interconnected computer networks into an endless paradox after searching the term “Google” into the Google search engine. The Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN), the authority that coordinates the assignment of unique identifiers on the Internet, is trying to recitfy the non-dual...

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Google traffic is significantly less, and I’m pissed about that

Redwood City, CA – I have no idea why my Google traffic is signifcantly less. I think it’s because I developed a financial app. The day I started, my eCPM was $45, but it has exponentially declined per day at a rate of 2.47%. So, basically, 2.5%. We’ll see. If I have to, I’ll...

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