Washington, D.C. – The Blue Dog Senators warned that they will delay any healthcare reform bill indefinitely until Well Dunn Catering gives them a final estimated price for their ‘Thanks for the Heatlhcare Bill Blue Dogs Party’. The Senators agreed to a health care bill months ago but have been patiently waiting for a...
Washington, D.C. – Sens. Joseph Lieberman (I-Conn.) and Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) warned rivals at a press conference Tuesday, if Senate does not pass bill blocking the release of detainee photographs it will “seriously be the scariest shit ever.” “If these photos see the light of day, I’m not kidding, we will be trapped in...