A good idea sleeps on a waterbed of bad ideas.
The phrase “nailed it” has been so overused in the last year, it may be impossible for future generations to nail anything. We nailed it at a nice moderate pace in 2007 and 2008 and picked up steam in 2009. But since November 2010, nearly every completed project, fancy homemade baked good, three-point shot...
Time Magazine issues different versions of the December 5th issue depending on the mood and needs of a geographic region.
Lovelock, NV – Not one Perishing County resident predicted this outcome to the annual Lovelock Correctional Center Football Championship game. Reno pegged the Inmates as 500-to-1 underdogs to even score a touchdown. The Inmates proved all the skeptics wrong by beating the Lovelock Correctional Guards and finally bringing the Lovelocket trophy back to the...
Geneva, Switzerland – After generations of searching, scientists working with the CERN Large Hadron Collider, the world’s largest particle accelerator discovered the elusive Snuffleupagus particle. Many thought it would be years for the scientists to pinpoint the location of this particle that seemed to always be a few steps ahead of curious scientists. On...
Past-Self neglected to write the best man’s speech for his brother’s wedding this Saturday. This will leave Future-Self with very little time to write the 90-second toast, reports Present-Self. “Past-Self said we had enough time to finish the toast on Saturday,” said a disgusted Present-Self. “It’s now Saturday. Dinner’s done. Where’s the speech? Future-Self...
The Silicon Valley hiring wars are coming to a boil – Google just signed former Facebook employee, thefacebook guy, to serve as the face for the new Google Buzz homepage. Tweet
