
Go Daddy gets off its SOPA soap box and finds its shine box.

The phrase “nailed it” has been so overused in the last year, it may be impossible for future generations to nail anything. We nailed it at a nice moderate pace in 2007 and 2008 and picked up steam in 2009. But since November 2010, nearly every completed project, fancy homemade baked good, three-point shot...
Levittown, NY – Sam Tallman has been collecting Newsday.com subscriptions since the local New York newspaper offered access to online content for a low price of $5 a week back in October 2009. As much as it pains the online-newspaper-subscription enthusiast, he believes three months is long enough to collect limited-edition subscriptions and has...
Manchester, NH – Grandpa spent 20 minutes searching through the file manager before receiving help finding the googles. He had been shouting for someone to show him where the googles were located. Someone finally closed the Word document he was in and opened up the Internet window for him. Tweet
New York, NY – NBC ‘s new lineup boasts an impressive lineup unwatchable programming to combat the growing trend of file sharing and copyright infringement on the Internet. NBC execs believe this fall’s lineup will prevent anyone from watching NBC shows online more than once and most certainly will stop anyone from illegally sharing NBC...
The search-engine Google.com will now go by the URL oGogle.com after sustaining serious head injuries in a car accident last week. oGogle lost control of its 2009 Toyota hybrid vehicle while traveling west on Brook Hill Road. The hybrid went off the north shoulder of the road and overturned several times before coming to rest in a ditch,...
Newburyport, MA – Seven-year-old Felix sent the global system of interconnected computer networks into an endless paradox after searching the term “Google” into the Google search engine. The Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN), the authority that coordinates the assignment of unique identifiers on the Internet, is trying to recitfy the non-dual...