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Meaning of Prometheus: Observing Life vs. Fearing Death

The Engineer looks at his hand, aware that he is alive. But throughout life, death breaks his body.

Death is essential part of the life cycle The opening scene of Prometheus is an allegory about the human struggle to live life while fighting death. An Engineer emerges from the rock. The alien being, who resembles the human form, examines the surface of the planet. He looks up toward a hovering alien ship. He…

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3 Parallel Universe Movie Trades

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Movie actors put their trading cards on the table. We describe three movie role trades that take place in this parallel universe.

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Kevin Smith performs DVD commentary live and in person at bachelor party

San Jose, CA – On Friday night, Kevin Smith performed the entire DVD commentary of his 1999 film Dogma at the bachelor party of San Jose resident, Brian White. The director sat on the right side of the couch and gave his thoughts directly based on what was happening on-screen while party-goers watched the 130…

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Netflix acting differently since ‘Land of the Lost’ recommendation

After telling Ryan that he would love Land of the Lost, Netflix, the movie rental online service has avoiding Ryan for the past few days. The online movie rental service recommended Land of Lost based on Ryan’s  interest in lighthearted comedies and nostalgic 70s television but clearly now has regrets. Ryan returned  ”Land of the Lost…

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Unsuccessful actors reunite in straight-to-DVD sex comedy sequel

Hollywood, CA – The least memorable cast members from the 2001 summer blockbuster “Hacky High” reunite in the much raunchier and straight-to-DVD “Hacky U”. This straight-to-DVD release stars the guy who played the stoner and the guy who was best friends with Dex, the handsome lead who knew his way around a hacky sack and the…

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Pulp Fiction Meaning – Vincent and Jules are Priests in the Church of Marsellus Wallace

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In Pulp Fiction, Jules and Vincent are enforcers for mafia boss Marsellus Wallace. But if you break it down, both men represent two priests spreading a false God's law with their religious rites.

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Justin Long’s friends and family can’t take this anymore

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Justin Long’s friends and family can’t take this anymore

Fairfield, CT – Family and close friends of Justin Long have expressed frustration with what seems like a never-ending responsibility of finding any redeemable quality in a Justin Long movie. The 30-year old actor appeared in ten movies in 2009 and could easily be described as one of Hollywood’s hardest working actors. His friends and…

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Ghost disguised as corpse escorted off zombie movie set

Ghost disguised as corpse escorted off zombie movie set

A 212-year-old ghost was escorted off of the set of the new zombie movie Flesh Kill after members of the wardrobe department noticed the ghost hiding in the rotting corpse. A studio representative said the ghost left peacefully and he didn’t foresee any threat of a haunting or poltergeist of any kind. The ghost who…

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