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Obama discovers George W’s wiffle ball collection

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Obama discovers George W’s wiffle ball collection

Washington, D.C. – It seems like everyday President Obama discovers a belonging left behind by the previous tenant of the White House. Yesterday, the President discovered a collection of personal wiffle balls owned and in some cases designed by former President George W. Bush. Obama found the Wiffle ball collection in a built-in drawer that…

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Vice President Biden unsure how condiments work

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httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PlKSvnIbRs Washington, D.C. – During a recent visit to a local Washington eatery, Vice President Joe Biden questioned eatery authorities how condiments work. “Do you put Catsup on that or do we have to work it ourselves?” the Vice-President questioned. Burger Managers refused to explain the condiment process and only concedes to nod towards the…

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Youtube demands members to ‘Shut the Fuck up for a second’

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San Bruno, CA – Youtube abruptly interrupted ObamaLives833 videoblog declaring the site’s need for a little silence. The site became irriated after video blog host began the 7th minute of a discussion of how President Obama has reinforced the nation’s reputation. In a written statement, YouTube asked for some patience while it had some time…

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