Posts Tagged ‘ Office ’

Guy wearing new shirt denies wearing new shirt

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Providence, RI – Mike Sharon’s appreciates his coworkers’ compliments and comments on his “new shirt” but would like everyone to know he bought this American Rag Ponce Embroidered shirt a long time ago. He doesn’t remember where but he thinks it was when he was in New York. Sharon, a Java developer at Vector...

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Everyone in elevator hated you

Elevator, USA – You weren’t imagining things when you walked into that elevator today. Sources have confirmed everyone in the elevator hated you and many wish you never existed. Remember when the doors opened and all those people had an excited look on their face. The reason why everyone frowned when they saw you...

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Temp’s enthusiasm making office uncomfortable

Santa Monica, CA – The new temp’s zeal, dedication and overall creepy excitement for the Macerich Company Accounting Department is making the full-time employees uncomfortable. David Quinn has been working 5-hour days as a temp for the a self-managed Real Estate Investment Trust for a mere  two weeks. In that time he has strongly adopted...

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