Posts Tagged ‘ San Francisco ’

Puppy litter upset by siblings making out

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An upset litter of puppies witnessed two of their  siblings making out at the park today. The two puppies had been thought to be just another canine friends after sharing a doggy womb. The siblings wrestled with each other until the sister puppy jumped back and barked at her brother. The two became quiet, sniffed each other…

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Dog jogging with owner hates his life right now

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San Francisco, CA – As long as Pauly can remember, he lived a life with ample time to roam park space. Now the one-year old Labrador mix’s life revolves around running with family person in straight line with no stopping or turning. Pauly admits the first 34 seconds of running had thrilling moments. “Fast land…

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Batman pads his stats with a few Tenderloin busts

Batman pads his stats with a few Tenderloin busts

San Francisco, CA -  Since relocating operations to the Tenderloin district of San Francisco, Batman has been boosting his crime fighting stats of his career. Just yesterday, Batman’s heroics busted 76 criminals on the corner of Turk and Taylor in the Tenderloin district. Of the arrests, 75 were  for trying to sell crack cocaine, heroin, prescription…

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Shit-Head bird hits local shit-heads in the head

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCIuy7fs1uc&feature=related San Francisco, CA — A black shithead grackle made sure to hit every shithead on the back of the head today at the corner of Sacramento and Battery street. No reason was given to why the shithead bird has decided to attack shitheads on the street. From the shit-head with a dumbass grin on…

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