Posts Tagged ‘ satire ’

OJ Simpson leads Lovelock inmates to dramatic win against the guards

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Lovelock, NV – Not one Perishing County resident predicted this outcome to the annual Lovelock Correctional Center Football Championship game.  Reno pegged the Inmates as 500-to-1 underdogs to even score a touchdown. The Inmates proved all the skeptics wrong by beating the Lovelock Correctional Guards and finally bringing the Lovelocket trophy back to the...

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Countertourism officials warn of ‘mission failure’ in Disney World

Orlando, FL – Top countertourism officials warn that without an immediete implementation of a countertourism strategy, Disney World might soon be overrun with tourist activity and the 38-year conflict could soon result in complete mission failure. The amount of tourist activity in the Florida theme park has actually decreased this year but most experts...

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Teammates notice A-Rod reading the same Maxim since season opener

Teammates notice A-Rod reading the same Maxim since season opener

New York, NY – Teammates of Alex Rodriguez have noticed the superstar shortstop reading the same issue of Maxim since at least early April. “He definitely was reading the issue when we traveled to Baltimore,” said one Yankee teammate. “I remember he was sitting on the plane really concentrating, almost like he was studying for...

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God spills the beans about death to outgoing newborns

As a generation of babies was leaving the heavens, God wanted to give them some helpful advice but accidentally gave them everything they wanted to know about the horrors of death. He apologized but the newborns couldn’t hear God over the crying. Tweet

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