Washington, D.C. – A bill with all the bells and whistles of competing bills but at half the price? Sign Senator Max Baucus up! The democratic senator couldn’t believe some of the morons at Best Buy who purchased Samsung, LG and Sony bills and paid billions more. “Take a look at it yourself. This...
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCNs7Zpqo98 Minnesota – Senator Al Franklin took a few questions today from members of the Abell 1835 IR1916 citizenship about how the United States Senate works and and specific concerns regarding Health Care. The citizenship felt more comfortable dressing up like humans for this discussion. Tweet
Washington, D.C. – The Blue Dog Senators warned that they will delay any healthcare reform bill indefinitely until Well Dunn Catering gives them a final estimated price for their ‘Thanks for the Heatlhcare Bill Blue Dogs Party’. The Senators agreed to a health care bill months ago but have been patiently waiting for a...
Washington, D.C. – Sens. Joseph Lieberman (I-Conn.) and Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) warned rivals at a press conference Tuesday, if Senate does not pass bill blocking the release of detainee photographs it will “seriously be the scariest shit ever.” “If these photos see the light of day, I’m not kidding, we will be trapped in...