San Jose, CA – Co-Founder and CEO of Bloom Energy expects every home in the country to have a fuel cell powered Bloom Box in ten years. Analysts fear potential customers might be turned off by the need to get the Bloom Box to 88 mph before the fuel cell can be activated. “We...
Last night Mike Hende used his roommate’s laptop because it was the only computer within reach of the couch. He read some of the Gmail left open in a browser because he could. He typed “Sex” and “bed” in the “Search Mail” function but nothing came up. Terms like “gay” and “homosexual” only yielded...
Levittown, NY – Sam Tallman has been collecting Newsday.com subscriptions since the local New York newspaper offered access to online content for a low price of $5 a week back in October 2009. As much as it pains the online-newspaper-subscription enthusiast, he believes three months is long enough to collect limited-edition subscriptions and has...
Hollywood, CA – The least memorable cast members from the 2001 summer blockbuster “Hacky High” reunite in the much raunchier and straight-to-DVD “Hacky U”. This straight-to-DVD release stars the guy who played the stoner and the guy who was best friends with Dex, the handsome lead who knew his way around a hacky sack and...
Medford, MA – Democratic Senate nominee Martha Coakley arrived at a local elementary school around 7:30 AM yesterday to cast her vote for the Massachusetts Senate seat. Since then, she has spent the last 28 hours reviewing the ballot and has not yet left the voting booth. Many suspect she may be attempting to...
A floating red balloon at one time hoped it was heading towards a safe destination. However, after seven hours of drifting, the balloon hopes to be sucked into an airplane’s turbine soon. The terror started a few hours earlier at 10-year-old Billy Melhorn’s birthday party. The inflatable bag witnessed party-goers opening up other balloons,...
Orlando, FL – Top countertourism officials warn that without an immediete implementation of a countertourism strategy, Disney World might soon be overrun with tourist activity and the 38-year conflict could soon result in complete mission failure. The amount of tourist activity in the Florida theme park has actually decreased this year but most experts...
Londonderry, NH – The Wilson family found a simple and effective way to maintain a family bond – eat dinner together at least once a week. Unfortunately, last night’s pretty much wiped out any hope of the another family bond after the family failed to find a television show to discuss. The dinner started...
Fairfield, CT – Family and close friends of Justin Long have expressed frustration with what seems like a never-ending responsibility of finding any redeemable quality in a Justin Long movie. The 30-year old actor appeared in ten movies in 2009 and could easily be described as one of Hollywood’s hardest working actors. His friends...